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CBS Apologizes for Televising Browns vs. Bills
In one of the ugliest games in recent memory, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Buffalo Bills 6-3. Despite only 193 yards of total offense and a 2-17 passing performance by QB Derek Anderson, the...
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A-Rod Celebrates Yankees World Series Victory Over the Twins
Alex Rodriguez finally stepped up, clubbing two key home runs that lifted the Yankees to an ALDS sweep of the Minnesota Twins. However, due to his lack of postseason production historically, and the...
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Rockies Desperate Three Out Rally in the 9th Proves Futile
Despite a desperate three out rally attempt in the 9th inning, the Colorado Rockies were eliminated from the playoffs by the Philadelphia Phillies. Rockies shortstop, Troy Tulowitzki, who was struck...
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OK State to NCAA on Bryant: "Feel Free to Punish our Untalented, Useless...
Oklahoma State star receiver Dez Bryant is in some trouble with the NCAA, for allegedly lying to NCAA officials about activities that may have taken place while at the home of Deion Sanders. The school...
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Fantasy Football Owners Opposed to Rush Limbaugh Joining Their League
With much opposition in his attempt to purchase a share of the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh has shifted his attention to joining the Serenity Now Fantasy Football League. Such a move is widely opposed...
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Despite Classified Ad, Neighborhood Flyers, Browns Deny Shopping Quinn
With the NFL trade deadline approaching, many are wondering if the Cleveland Browns are willing to trade Brady Quinn. Despite a full page classified ad in the Cleveland Plain Dealer and countless...
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Aaron Rodgers Won't Criticize His O-Line While Beneath This Pile of Defenders
Despite being sacked a league high 20 times and taking plenty of other hits, Aaron Rodgers is refusing to criticize his offensive line. At least until he can remove himself from this huge pile of...
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Yankees Leaning Toward Jeter Only Batting Order for ALCS
With a big series approaching, the Yankees are turning to their big players for the ALCS against the Angels. Manager Joe Girardi announced today that the Yankees will most likely go with a Jeter only...
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Jerry Jones Gives Wade Phillips Vote of Confidence While Texting Mike Holmgren
Wade Phillips received the dreaded "vote of confidence" from his owner Jerry Jones this week. Unbeknownst to Phillips, he received the vote of confidence while Jones was sending a text message to...
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Sam Bradford's Latest MRI Confirms No NFL Contract
The Red River Shootout ended with another Texas Longhorns victory, this time 16-13 over the Oklahoma Sooners. Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford again injured his right shoulder, and his season and...
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Redskins Strip Zorn of Play-calling Duties in Preparation for Stripping Him...
The Washington Redskins announced that head coach Jim Zorn has been stripped of his play-calling duties, and will be replaced by Sherm Lewis. The team says the move is just preparatory, and will...
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Discover Film Room, Playbooks
Good news Tampa Bay Buccaneer fans! Despite the team's 0-6 start, things may be looking up. Today it was reported that the team has discovered a film room, as well as the storage container holding all...
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Buster Olney Declares NFL Trade Deadline Completely Boring
Predictably, the NFL Trade Deadline did not produce much player movement. A few small trades have taken place, including the Eagles acquiring Will Weatherspoon from the Rams for Brandon Gibson and a...
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Umpire Makes Correct Call, Promptly Retires at Top of Game
With several controversial calls during this year's playoffs, major league umpiring has drawn a great deal of scrutiny. But last night, after making a correct call on a routine ground out in the 6th...
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LeBron Advises Terrelle Pryor to Stop Sucking
The struggles of Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor have been highly publicized as of late, particularly after Pryor's poor performance in Ohio State's loss to Purdue last weekend. To combat his...
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Goodell on NFL Team in London: "I'd Like to See one in St. Louis First"
With this weekend's matchup between the Patriots and the Buccaneers taking place in London, talk about moving a permanent franchise to the English city is again surfacing. NFL Commissioner Roger...
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To Accomodate Fox TV Schedule, World Series Slated to Start in 2013
In recent years, Major League Baseball has been notorious for scheduling playoffs games to meet the needs of television networks. The World Series match-up between the Phillies and Yankees is no...
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Larry Johnson's Ridiculous Tweet Claims He Scored a Touchdown
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson may be in some trouble for what he said on his Twitter account, apparently ripping his head coach Todd Haley. In addition to insulting his coach, he is making...
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LeBron's Teammate Accidentally Touches Ball in 4th Quarter
The Cleveland Cavaliers season began with an opening night loss to the Boston Celtics, a 95-89 defeat at home. The Cavaliers were in their patented stand around and watch LeBron 4th quarter offense,...
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Panicking Yankees to Allow Joba to Throw as Many as Five Pitches
Following their game one defeat at the hands of the Phillies, the New York Yankees and their fans are starting to panic. It is believed that the Yankees will use any means necessary to win game two,...
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